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Tuna-Vegetable Chowder

November 5, 2019

1 cup diced uncooked potato (1 medium)
1 cup cut-up fresh or canned tomatoes
2 medium onions, cut into 1/4 inch slices
3/4 teaspoon celery seed
2 cups water
3 tablespoons margarine or butter
3 tablespoons flour
1 1/4 teaspoons salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
3 cups milk
2 cans (6 1/2 ounces each) tuna, drained
Snipped chives or parsley

Heat potato, tomatoes, onions, celery seed and water to boiling in saucepan. Cover and cook over medium heat until potato is tender, about 15 minutes.

Melt margarine over low heat. Blend in flour, salt and pepper. Cook over low heat, stirring constantly, until mixture is smooth and bubbly. Remove from heat; stir in milk. Heat to boiling, stirring constantly. Boil and stir 1 minute. Add tuna to potato mixture; stir in sauce. Sprinkle with chives. 6 servings (about 1 1/2 cups each).

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Herring Salad

October 18, 2019


Cooking time: 30 mins.
Preparation time: 20 mins.
Main cooking utensil: deep covered casserole
Oven temperature: 325-350°F
Oven position: center

For 4 people you need:
4 large herring
2/3 cup white vinegar
4 peppercorns
2 bay leaves
1 small onion
1 cucumber
2 red-skinned eating apples
2/3 cup sour cream*
lemon juice


*You can buy cartons sour cream or use yogurt or fresh cream plus 1 tablespoon lemon juice

1. Remove heads, intestines and backbones from herring, leave about 1/2 inch of bone at tail end.

2. Roll herring, start at the head end and secure rolls by piercing fish with backbone left at the tail end.

3. Put fish into casserole, add vinegar, peppercorns, bay leaves, and sliced onion with scant 2 cups water.

4. Cover dish with lid and bake for time and at temperature given.

5. Cool in the liquid, then drain.

6. Skin and dice cucumber.

7. Core apples, leave skin on. Cut half apple into slices, dice the remainder.

8. Mix diced apple and cucumber.

9. Mix with cream and seasoning.

TO SERVE: Arrange cucumber mixture on a long dish, place herring rolls on top, garnish with apple slices, dipped in lemon juice, and parsley.

TO VARY: Dice herrings after cooking, mix with diced apple, onion, cucumber, add 2 diced hard-cooked eggs, 1 small diced cooked beet, 3 diced sweet dill pickle. Put into mold and leave for 1 hour.

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Two Family-Style Entrées

October 13, 2019


1 pound (5 or 6) large frankfurters
1/4 cup minced onion
2 cups herb-seasoned stuffing mix
3/4 cup water
1/4 cup catsup
1 tablespoon sweet pickle relish
3 slices (3 ounces) American cheese, cut into strips

Advance preparation: Cut franks lengthwise almost to opposite side. Cook onion in butter till tender but not brown. Combine stuffing mix, onion, water, catsup, and relish; mix well. Mound stuffing atop franks. Place on baking sheet. Cover; chill till serving time.

Before serving: Bake in 400° oven for 10 to 15 minutes. Top franks with cheese strips; return to oven and heat about 3 minutes longer or till cheese melts. Makes 5 or 6 servings.


1 7 1/4-ounce package macaroni and cheese dinner mix
1/2 cup American cheese spread
3/4 cup mayonnaise or salad dressing
1 9 1/4-ounce can tuna, drained and flaked
4 slices bacon, crisp-cooked, drained, and crumbled
4 hard-cooked eggs, chopped
1/4 cup sweet pickle relish
2 teaspoons prepared mustard

Advance preparation: Prepare macaroni and cheese dinner according to package directions; except up 1/2 cup milk instead of milk called for. Stir in cheese spread. Add mayonnaise, tuna, bacon, hard-cooked eggs, pickle relish, and mustard. Chill several hours.

Before serving: Spoon into a lettuce-lined bowl and garnish with additional bacon, if desired. Makes 6 servings.

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Chicken Mousse

September 16, 2019

;©1963 Knox Gelatine, Inc., Johnstown, New York Printed in U.S.A.

Beef Chowder & Cauliflower-Tuna Ahoy

September 4, 2019

1 1/2 pounds ground beef
1/2 cup chopped celery
1/2 cup chopped onion
1/2 cup chopped green pepper
2 10 3/4 ounce cans condensed cream of celery soup
2 16-ounce cans tomatoes, cut up
1 17-ounce can whole kernel corn
1/4 cup snipped parsley
1/2 teaspoon salt

Advance preparation: Cook beef, celery, onion, and green pepper till meat is browned; drain. Add condensed soup, undrained tomatoes and corn, the parsley and salt. Simmer, covered, 30 minutes. Cool quickly. Pour into freezer containers. Seal, label, and freeze.

Before serving: In saucepan heat soup, covered, about 30 minutes or till bubbly. Stir often. Add salt to taste. Makes 8 to 10 servings.

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Advance preparation: In large covered saucepan cook 1 cup chopped onion in 2 tablespoons water. Stir in: two 11-ounce cans condensed cheddar cheese soup; one 6-ounce can sliced mushrooms, drained; 1/2 cup milk; 2 tablespoons snipped parsley; 1 teaspoon worcestershire sauce; dash cayenne; and dash pepper. Cook two 10-ounce packages frozen cauliflower; drain and coarsely chop. Drain two 6 1/2- or 7-ounce cans tuna; break into chunks. Fold cauliflower and tuna into cheese sauce mixture. Spoon into two 1 1/2 quart freezer-to-oven casseroles. Cover tightly. Seal, label, and freeze.

Before serving: Bake frozen casserole, covered, in 400° oven for 1 hour. Uncover; continue baking 15 to 20 minutes more or till heated through. If desired, top with buttered crumbs and sprinkle with paprika. (Bake unfrozen casserole in 350° oven for 15 to 20 minutes.) Makes 2 casseroles, 4 servings each.

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That One Time I Fed Crazy Neighbor Dude Cat Food (Pieathalon 2019)

August 20, 2019

Every year I enter into Yinzerella’s (Dinner is Served 1972) pie contest. I start off really enthused for this project. I like pie. I also like submitting something quasi-fucked up for someone else to have to make. I love to submit stuff from Weight Watchers, because, well, they are invariably nasty. Like this year I offered up cherry pies that are made from cherries, gelatin, bread crumbs, and the tears of out of work carnies. Usually, in return, I get something edible. The other participants aren’t quite as evil mischevious as I am. Until now. Apparently, Kelly at Velveteen Lounge has decided it’s time I get my comeuppance. This year, I get to make a cat food pie. Thanks, Kelly.

Salmon CUSTARD Pie. Just let that sink in for a moment. I’ll wait.

Now, I’m not a fish girl. Well, lemme clarify that. I like the occasional fish stick or tuna sandwich, but other than that I have no interest in it. Let’s be honest, it smells funky. Ever had someone in your office heat up their fish lunch and thought about all the ways you could disembowel them? So, suffice to say, there’s no way in hell I would be taste testing this dish. So, who you gonna call? Crazy Neighbor Dude that’s who. He’s like Mikey. He’ll eat anything I offer him. Including baked cat food it would appear.

So, this nightmare starts with salmon. Correction, CANNED salmon. Because, of course, it does. Have you ever opened a can of salmon?

It’s slimy. It’s got all kinds of manky skin bits. And bones. Fucking bones. Why can’t they take those out? Whatever happened to work ethic? Would it be so hard to go the extra mile not to make me dig my fingers in nasty slimy fishy bits?

The green onions are about the only part of this recipe that doesn’t make me want to gag, and the smell of them cooking in butter does what it can to mitigate the stench of the canned salmon. Well, that and copious amounts of Lysol, bless its chemical-laden heart.

Toss all the ingredients together in a bowl. We’re all agreed that this looks like vomit. And it’s probably triggering your gag reflex as much as mine. Good times. Thanks, Kelly.

Toss into pie crust, bake. And text Crazy Neighbor Dude to come fetch.

His first question was “So, it’s like salmon, eggs and green stuff?” Nailed it in one Crazy Neighbor Dude!

So, I sent him on his merry way with his pie and went back to drinking and periodically spraying Lysol every time I got a whiff of fish. Then, my phone starts buzzing.

It’s entirely possible that I’m going to have to move. Thanks, Kelly.

Salmon Custard Pie Recipe is from the Farm Journal’s Complete Pie Cookbook Circa 1965

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Retro Food for Modern Times
Dinner is Served 1972
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Doctor Bobb’s Kitschen
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Cherry Pies

August 19, 2019

1 cup frozen unsweetened cherries or (30 small fresh pitted cherries)
1/2 cup cold water
Artificial sweetener to equal 4 teaspoons sugar, or to taste
1 envelope unflavored gelatin
Dash of cinnamon
2 slices enriched white bread, crumbed
2 tablespoons imitation (or diet) margarine

Combine cherries, cold water, sweetener, gelatin, and cinnamon in a small saucepan. Stir over low heat until gelatin is dissolved. Reserve one-fourth of the bread crumbs. Divide remainder in half and press against bottom and sides of 2 individual pie dishes. Divide cherries evenly into dishes, and sprinkle each portion with equal amounts of remaining crumbs. Bake at 350° (moderate oven) for 10 minutes or until topping browns. Dot each pie with 1 tablespoon imitation margarine, and bake 1 minute longer. Makes 2 servings.

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